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August 22nd, 2008

9:31 AM 8/21/08 · One of my more constant texting friends is someone I flirt with fairly constantly. I realize it's highly unlikely it will ever go anywhere beyond that but she's amused by my attempts so this just encourages me to be extra wonky. Like this most recent bit.

Me: I want to have sex, you don't. I want to kiss, you're not up for that. I think I've found a loophole. From now on we'll just engage in passionate handshaking.
Her: (long pause) How do you have passionate handshakes?
Me: Sweaty palms, wandering fingers, rythemic gripping...I dunno. Mostly a stray thought.
Her: Gah, doesn't sound good girlish at all. I'm gonna have to pass.

She's got this really big "must be a good girl" thing. Which is interesting as she's equally horny as a body can be without spontaneously combusting. It's just that she's setup all these very restrictive rules, which seem a tad insane to me, to prevent her from just giving into her physical needs no matter how much she wants to. It's very odd...

...even she agrees they're unusual and very frustrating but she's determined to stick by them.

9:51 AM 8/22/08 · It occurs to me it might be unfair to not mention what her little bizarre guideline is. She feels that she should not do anything physical (including kissing) with anyone until she's dated them for 6 months.

Even if it weren't for the fact that most of my relationships have actually started with sex, I'm just lucky that way, still think I'd find this more than a little strange.
...but I've never ever used them with anyone.

5:28 PM 8/20/08 · I got these two types of massage, the text files anyway, from before I found the internet (early 80's) skimming through a lot of local BBS's in my neck of the woods. I've always wanted to try them, certainly had enough opportunities, but I suppose I tend to get so lost in who I'm pleasuring that I'm more interested in exploring them and what we can do for each other that I tend to forget that I even have them.

Still, doesn't mean I can't share with the group...so to speak.

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One fine day I'll find someone to do these with.

August 5th, 2008

...or, better to say, responses will be screened.

10:19 AM 8/2/08 · Heard on the burst of stuff I get with my morning news, alarm clock radio, that there's about 56,000 more cases of people infected with the HIV virus (since 2006) in the United States than was previously believed. This seemed as much a shock to the newscaster, who's repeated the announcement every 10 to 20 minutes, as it did to me. Even more of a shock, apparently, to the people that normally track these statistics who were blown away by this revelation.

So, I'm xposting this fairly heavily to get the widest range of responses to the following questions:

Do you use safe sex?
What is your preferred method of safe sex?
Do you always use safe sex or stop at some point with some people?
Do you also use safe sex for more than just intercourse?
Do you practice safe oral sex?

Individual mods of the communities I send this to, I hope this is okay.

July 28th, 2008

9:52 PM 7/24/08 · Back during my sexual development, less the body and more the mind, I did some poking around the swinger lifestyle. Didn't get so much as involved with it, at the time anyway, but I did peruse several magainzes and read a lot of the literature. Wrote some organizations and got packets of stuff in the mail...

...it was kinda nice.

This was back during my teens and early 20's. No matter what or who wrote me back I kept getting these two cards in every mail. One was white and one was blue and they made me grin from ear to ear.

Blue Card:
Front: If you're in the mood for sex, keep this card & smile. If you're not in the mood tear this card up.
Back: The Plain Facts: Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, making the average intercourse consist of 36 strokes. Since the average length is six inches, the average girl receives 216 inches, or 18 feet per intercourse. The average girl does it about 3 times a week, 50 weeks out of the year, and 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just a little over one·½ mile. So girls if you're not getting your one·½ mile, why not let the man who gave this to you to read, help you catch up? Sexually yours *sign your name here*
White Card:
Front: The person who hands you this is a swinger. Don't panic...keep cool. Lie flat on your back and do everything the nice swinger tells you to do.
Back: Would you believe 2,000,000 a day get laid on the average? That's 148,000 a minute. While the average reader reads this, about 1,000 are getting in, getting on, or getting off!

I kept a lotta crap in my wallet and while I'm not putting these into the new one...I don't think I'm ready to throw them away quite yet. Not that I'll ever use them but they still make me smile.

April 25th, 2008

The failing of my general method of seduction is that even I don't quite understand it so there's really no way I can sit down and describe it to someone else...

...however, the beauty of it is that it works!

January 8th, 2008


technical difficulties
After the website was taken down, and her livejournal was deleted, I was upset.

I'm sorry...when was watch her wiggleTassy·Pink's journal deleted? I don't recall that ever happening.

December 14th, 2007


3·D - ya gotta have depth
Prithee fair maiden, wouldst thou sit upon my lap and bounce mightily?

March 13th, 2007


What things would you like us to add to our group interests?
Also, I would like to make Tassy an admin. I don't know how. Heeeelp?

March 7th, 2007

A friend of mine was asking me what online shops I visit for toys and other things, I can't find my bookmarks to the usual sites. Soooo I come to you all to reccomend sites for my dear darling friend, and to help me rebuild my bookmarks.

Thanks in advance!

Love y'all!

February 19th, 2007


teddy kiss
i think it's awfully keen that the pink love's on lj now... i just wanted to join and say hello, because i can't tell you how awesome it is that people celebrate everyone and every love. that makes me happy.
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